Crypto Trash

This collection is not financial advice. But neither was your uncle’s NFT startup.

Cartoon crypto shirt with a clingy coin holding a “Hold Me Like You HODL Your Crypto” sign next to an emotionally unavailable coin
Funny crypto shirt featuring a greedy rat hoarding Bitcoin coins with the text "The Hoarder"
Funny crypto shirt featuring a dark cartoon crow in a hoodie guarding a nest of Bitcoin with the text "The Hodler"
Cartoon octopus smugly dipping a Bitcoin into guacamole, sitting in a bowl with crypto chaos around it, under the phrase 'BUY THE DIP'.
Colorful cartoon chameleon with laser eyes wrapped in crypto logos and candlestick charts, symbolizing crypto market adaptability.
Vibrant cartoon parrot in shades and bling, holding a smartphone against a tropical sunset, channeling peak NFT influencer energy.
Glowing Bitcoin tablet styled like the Ten Commandments, surrounded by a crowd of worshippers, with the phrase 'Thou Shalt Not Sell'.
Cartoon crowd cheering under a glowing moon and mountain peak labeled 'ATH – TO THE MOON!', symbolizing crypto hype and price euphoria.
Cartoon hedgehog in hoodie and sunglasses clutching a Bitcoin tightly with the phrase 'THIS IS MINE.'
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