Some people invest. Some people HODL.

And then there’s The Hoarder — a funny crypto shirt for greedy traders who treat Bitcoin like it’s the last roll of toilet paper in a market crash.

This design features our paranoid sewer rat, clinging to his precious stack like a true bitcoin maximalist. Equal parts disturbing and relatable, this sarcastic crypto merch is for anyone whose personality is 80% cold wallet and 20% conspiracy thread.

---

Ideal for:
– Web3 hoarders with trust issues
– People who think DCA is a love language
– Bitcoin dragons guarding their treasure from imaginary tax collectors

---

Part of the Crypto Trash Collection — where financial instability meets emotional instability.