Ever felt like your crypto strategy is just one epic pilgrimage to the next all-time high? This shirt gets you.

Featuring a band of cloaked blockchain believers scaling a neon mountain to reach the legendary ATH, this tee is for the dreamers, chart prophets, and hopelessly optimistic bag-holders. Wrapped in sunset gradients and digital delusion, it delivers sacred levels of hopium.

Whether you sold your soul for sats, or you’re still whispering “to the moon” during market dips, this is your official pilgrimage uniform.

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For:
– Anyone who thinks green candles are a sign from the universe
– Crypto traders whose trading plan is “vibes”
– Maximalists who treat the ATH like a messianic prophecy

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Part of the Crypto Trash Collection — where emotional instability meets blockchain loyalty.