Meet the greediest little HODLer in the game. This spiky streetwear icon has diamond paws, tunnel vision, and zero intention of letting go. The This Is Mine tee is for anyone who guards their crypto wallet like it’s a dragon’s hoard—and side-eyes anyone who even mentions the word “sell”.

With bold neon colors and maxed-out smugness, this hedgehog doesn’t just believe in crypto—he claims it. Whether you’re hoarding sats, flexing your Bitcoin gains at brunch, or just really good at saying “no” to fiat, this shirt speaks your truth.

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For:
– Wallet watchers who refresh their balance hourly
– Traders who snarl “mine” during every market dip
– People who secretly name their cold wallet

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Part of the Crypto Trash Collection — where emotional instability meets blockchain loyalty.