Buy the Dip – Funny Crypto Shirt with a Smug Octopus in a Dip Tub

Ever felt financially unstable but emotionally committed to the meme? This shirt gets it.
Featuring a smug purple octopus lounging in a dip-filled bathtub, casually holding Bitcoin, chips, and a cocktail, this shirt is financial regret with a side of swagger.
For:
– Day traders who should be banned from leverage
– Octopus fans with questionable portfolios
– Anyone who says “Buy the dip” and then immediately panics
Part of the Crypto Trash Collection — where financial advice goes to die.