Emotionally Unavailable

For everyone who’s ghosted a therapist — our emotionally unavailable T-shirts bring dark humor to your closet, not closure.

Skeleton doing a painful yoga pose with the caption "No Gain, Just Pain"
Group of anxious cartoon ghosts under the title “The Lost Birds”
Skeleton striking a yoga pose with the caption “Yoga Ruined My Spine”
Faded vintage-style photo of a child with an eerie expression
Cartoon skeleton holding dumbbells with text "Fitness is a lie"
Graphic logo of a menacing flying cockroach with the text "The Flying Roach"
Illustration of a teary-eyed doll with the text "Why did you kill me, James?"
A stitched green panda plush with wide eyes and the phrase “Don’t Hug Me I’m Healing.”
A stitched pink panda plush with a distressed expression and the phrase “Don’t Hug Me I’m Healing.”
Cartoon bear in a black mask holding a baseball bat, standing over the phrase “We Tried It Your Way” — dark humor illustration on black T-shirt
Cartoon skeleton running on a treadmill with “Cardio Is a Cry for Help” in red text — dark humor fitness design on black T-shirt
A stitched pink panda plush with a distressed expression and the phrase “Don’t Hug Me I’m Healing.”

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