Flexibility was the goal. Regret is the reality. This yoga parody shirt features a grinning skeleton overextending its afterlife in a pose that screams for help. A darkly funny nod to your spine’s failed enlightenment.

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Perfect for:
– Recovering yoga addicts
– Gym quitters with chronic sarcasm
– Skeletons who took one stretch too far
– Anyone allergic to wellness culture

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Part of the Emotionally Unavailable Collection – where feelings fear to tread.