Cardio Is a Cry for Help – Broken Spine Yoga Club | Funny Gym Shirt
Front print T-shirt with a small meditating skeleton and red "Broken Spine Yoga Club" text on the chest
Cartoon skeleton running on a treadmill with “Cardio Is a Cry for Help” in red text — dark humor fitness design on black T-shirt

Is it cardio or just a socially acceptable breakdown in motion? This skeleton’s on a treadmill and clearly reconsidering life. A perfect shirt for anyone who hits the gym, but only out of guilt, existential dread, or pressure from their group chat.

Designed for:
– Fitness fans with a dark sense of humor
– Gym regulars powered by panic
– Burnout survivors on a treadmill of despair
– Anyone whose warm-up is mostly emotional

Part of the Emotionally Unavailable Collection – where every rep questions your will to live.

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