For those who stretch, sweat, and still feel dead inside—this funny fitness shirt tells the truth your gym membership won’t. Bold, sarcastic, and spine-snappingly honest.

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Ideal for:
– Former CrossFitters with regrets
– Yogis with herniated dreams
– Cardio skeptics
– Anyone who pulled a muscle just standing up

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Part of the Emotionally Unavailable Collection – where feelings fear to tread.