Because even chopping wood won’t fix what’s broken inside. This emotionally unavailable shirt features a frostbitten figure holding a sign that says “Now What?”, embodying the pure essence of seasonal apathy. Great for cold days and even colder hearts.

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Perfect for:
– Emotionally unavailable lumberjacks
– Seasonal depressives with style
– Fans of sad snow energy
– Anyone who’s mastered the thousand-yard stare in 3 layers

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Part of the Emotionally Unavailable Collection – now with 100% less emotional availability.