Create Value Not Happiness – Satirical Corporate Shirt

Create Value Not Happiness – Corporate Hero T-Shirt

Cartoon man in a suit with a mystical aura and raised arms, surrounded by the phrase 'Create Value, Not Happiness'.

Who needs joy when you’ve got deliverables? This sarcastic corporate parody T-shirt features your favorite KPI crusader spreading the gospel of productivity over peace of mind.

With a bold slogan and a power stance, it’s the perfect uniform for anyone allergic to wellness webinars.

Ideal for:
– Workaholics who unironically say “hustle harder”
– Startup founders who sleep under their desks
– Anyone who’s turned “value creation” into a personality trait

Part of the Anti-Corporate Collection – where HR slogans go to die.

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