There’s a special kind of pain that hits when your alarm goes off at 6 a.m. and your brain whispers, “we could just… not.” But instead, you throw on your worn-out sneakers, tie your emotional instability into a headband, and hit the gym like it owes you money. Welcome to the cult of fitness. Here’s […]

If you’ve ever sat through a 53-slide deck on quarterly metrics and emerged wondering if your soul still exists — this post is for you. Welcome to the anti-PowerPoint revolution, where we don’t wear polos and fake smiles. We wear funny corporate shirts that scream, “I’ve had enough synergy for one lifetime.” Because nothing says

If you’ve ever found yourself running in place—literally or metaphorically—congratulations, you might already be on the same training program as our burnout skeleton. This bony overachiever, dressed in sweatbands and regret, has a message for your Monday motivation Slack channel: no, we’re not “crushing it,” Karen. Why This Skeleton Outranks Your Hustle Guru Let’s break

Welcome to the meeting that could’ve been a spreadsheet. If you’ve ever felt your soul quietly leave your body during a Q3 alignment session, you’re not alone. We’re living through a golden era of corporate burnout, where your KPIs are up, but your will to live is down. The culprit? A cocktail of toxic work

Because sweatpants won’t save you, but sarcasm might. Welcome to the end of office optimism, where work bleeds into life, and your soul clocks out at 3 PM even if your body stays on Zoom. Here at DarkTacos, we believe your wardrobe should reflect the emotional spiral you’re barely holding together. This is your survival

You don’t need therapy. You need a stitched panda and a sarcastic T-shirt that screams “I’m not okay”. Welcome to the emotionally checked out corner of the internet — where plush mascots and funny burnout shirts band together to form the unofficial emotional support squad of DarkTacos. Because sometimes, your feelings are better expressed by

The market’s red, your portfolio’s bleeding, and yet somehow you still showed up to brunch wearing a sweatshirt that says “To the Moon!” Respect. If you’ve ever been rugged by a meme coin but still chose vibes over viability, welcome to the only collection that understands your priorities: fashion over financial literacy. This is more

Let’s face it: productivity hacks are just corporate coping mechanisms with better branding. Between bullet journals that become doodle graveyards and apps that send more reminders than your ex, we decided to trade it all for something more honest — sarcastic work shirts that scream “I’ve already mentally quit.” Here’s a breakdown of once-trusted tools

Welcome to the corporate inferno, where the coffee’s burnt, the deadlines are moving targets, and your inbox is a haunted forest of CCs. If you’ve ever stared at a fire drill while wondering if you should just keep typing — congrats, you’re ready for This Is Fine: Office Edition. Let’s match the most chaotic office

It started innocently enough: a single burnout tee with a skeleton doing yoga and the words “Fitness is a Lie.” Relatable, I thought. Funny, even. But one emotional support hoodie and a few ghost-printed t-shirts later, my therapist gave me a look. You know the one — halfway between concern and resignation — and said,