Ever been ghosted by someone who checks charts more than texts? This funny crypto shirt gets it.

Featuring a clingy cartoon coin and her emotionally unavailable crypto bro, this Bitcoin meme shirt is peak HODL merch for emotionally rugged traders who’d rather hold tokens than hold hands.

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For:
– Diamond hands with commitment issues
– Crypto traders in denial
– Anyone who’s been emotionally rugged

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Part of the Crypto Trash Collection — where emotional instability meets blockchain loyalty.