Key Account Manager – Guardian of Brooms, Master of Keys T-Shirt
Front print of a black T-shirt with a corporate superhero character and the phrase "Create Value, Not Happiness"
Cartoon janitor-style superhero holding a broom and a giant keyring, with “Key Account Manager” printed on his uniform — parody illustration on black T-shirt

They don’t just hold keys—they hold grudges, gatekeeping access to every supply closet, meeting room, and soul-crushing process.

This funny office T-shirt features your favorite corporate superhero: the Key Account Manager, armed with a janitor’s keyring, a utility broom, and a look that says, “Did you book this room?”

Perfect for:
– Anyone who “owns” the spreadsheet
– Employees who’ve become territorial legends
– Anyone who uses a swipe card like it’s Excalibur

Part of the Anti-Corporate Collection – where job titles meet power trips.

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