ZeroFish Fishing Co. – Funny Fishing Shirt for Hardcore Idiots
Minimalist red fish logo on a black T-shirt with “Zerofish Fishing Company” text.
T-shirt with ZeroFish Fishing Company logo and slogan "We fish harder, not smarter"

Welcome to ZeroFish Fishing Co., where brains are optional and brute effort is the bait. This bold tee features glorious red fish circling like you’ve learned absolutely nothing from your last fishing trip—and proudly announces your allegiance to the “just keep casting” philosophy.

Whether you’re trolling the lake or your own life choices, this shirt is the perfect uniform for those who never stop… even when they should.


Ideal for:
– Anglers who haven’t read a single manual
– Dads who think sonar is cheating
– Anyone who brings 12 beers and 0 fish home


Part of the DarkTacos burnout collection — where obsession meets underperformance.

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