Consult like you care… or don’t. This funny consulting shirt features a stitched burnout mascot under the glorious banner of ZeroDucks Consulting Co. ready to offer solutions with absolutely no ducks given. Designed for the overworked, underpaid, and emotionally unavailable.

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Perfect for:
– Consultants who live in spreadsheets and sarcasm
– Burned-out problem solvers with boundary issues
– Anyone who bills by the hour and runs on caffeine and apathy

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Part of the Anti-Corporate Collection – built for burnout, not branding.