Blockchain: It’s Not Just a Bad Investment—It’s a Lifestyle Disorder Maybe you don’t just HODL Bitcoin. Maybe you HODL tears, therapy appointments, and that one memory from the 2021 bull run. You’re not alone. You’re just psychologically compromised. But hey, at least you look good in cotton. This is blockchain fashion for those who’ve experienced: […]
So what if your wallet’s emptier than your Ledger? That doesn’t mean your sense of humor (or style) needs to suffer. Enter the crypto shirt: the only asset in your portfolio that hasn’t rugged you… yet. These aren’t just clothes. They’re wearable coping mechanisms for: This collection is for people who might not believe in
If you’re reading this from under three weighted blankets and a pile of altcoin regrets, congrats — you’re one of us. You believed. You HODLed. And now? You’re wearing the same hoodie you wore to your uncle’s intervention, except now it says “I Bought the Dip and the Dip Bought Me” in Comic Sans. Welcome
Welcome to the curated wardrobe of those who ghost their own therapist. Emotionally unavailable fashion isn’t just a niche — it’s a survival strategy. You’re not just dressing for the weather. You’re dressing for the emotional climate: stormy with a chance of complete withdrawal. At DarkTacos, we make emotionally unavailable t-shirts for the kind of
Let’s be honest: some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. The rest of us are just trying to avoid eye contact in the break room. In a world where “open up” gets weaponized and vulnerability is a LinkedIn buzzword, emotionally unavailable t-shirts aren’t just fashion — they’re emotional armor. They let the world know:“I’m
Some people wake up and choose joy. We wake up and choose dark humor shirts that reflect the screaming void inside. Especially when Karen from HR tries to lead a Monday meditation session with a smile that says, “I’m definitely not suppressing generational trauma.” If you’ve ever been told to “look on the bright side”
There was a time when emotional support mascots were inspiring. Now they cry in the supply closet. Enter our emotionally unavailable T-shirts collection: designed for those who outgrew positivity and embraced the art of corporate detachment. These aren’t just funny burnout shirts — they’re mascots for your inner unraveling. Mascot Therapy (Gone Wrong) Imagine your
You know the email. The one that shows up at 4:58 p.m. on a Friday titled “Quick Request”. The one where someone circles back to something they never circled in. The one that makes you consider quitting, faking your death, or both. That’s why we made the emotionally unavailable shirt collection. Because traditional office dress
If you’ve ever politely nodded through a PowerPoint on “Employee Engagement Strategies” while mentally planning your escape, this one’s for you. Anti-corporate shirts aren’t just fashion—they’re damage control. They’re what you wear when HR emails you about “showing more team spirit” and you respond by ordering a T-shirt that says, “Still here. Unfortunately.” Why Team
Welcome to another edition of Corporate Delusions Unplugged, our anti-corporate humor blog series where we highlight key performers from departments that don’t exist and roles nobody asked for. Today, we sit down for an annual review with the unsung MVP of our toxic office ecosystem: the janitor, recently promoted to Key Account Manager due to