Welcome to DarkTacos — We make funny T-shirts for the emotionally exhausted, crypto-cursed, and professionally burned out. We specialize in dark humor apparel — think: skeletons on treadmills, burnout pandas, and sarcastic shirts for people who’ve rage-quit corporate life spiritually, if not yet financially.

What started as a joke — Funny crypto shirts, team-building haters, and HR tear collectors — spiraled into a wearable meltdown of art, angst, and irony. Every design is rooted in real-life dysfunction, served with sarcasm, and wrapped in cotton.

We’re a drifting storefront run on bad Wi-Fi and worse boundaries. No investors. No pitches. Just dark humor T-shirts, burnout fashion, and a desperate attempt to cope creatively.

If your gym routine is trauma, your work life’s a meme, and your soul left the group chat long ago… you’re in the right place.