There was a time when I believed productivity was noble. I synced five calendars, color-coded my trauma, and said “Yes” like it was a performance art piece. Then came the click. The day I scheduled a breakdown between two back-to-back Zoom calls and genuinely put it on my Outlook. That’s when I knew: I needed […]
There comes a point in every job where you stop updating your resume and start expressing your emotional detachment through wardrobe choices. Enter quiet quitting fashion: the not-so-subtle art of looking like you’ve clocked out mentally but haven’t told HR yet. At DarkTacos, we understand that some of our most loyal customers are professional ghost
In every workplace, there are a few… special characters. Not the kind that brighten your day or boost productivity. We’re talking about the ones who show up with superhero energy and absolutely zero self-awareness. At DarkTacos, we gave them capes, coffee mugs, and their own T-shirts. Because if you can’t escape them, you might as
Welcome to Burnout Wear™, the unofficial uniform of the emotionally fried, the mentally charred, and the spiritually microwaved. You know — the ones who show up to work on autopilot, speak fluent passive-aggression, and consider crying during lunch an act of emotional multitasking. If you’ve ever screamed internally while smiling externally, congratulations. You qualify for
A Style Guide for the Lovably Avoidant Let’s face it—emotional availability is a luxury item these days, and most of us are shopping in the clearance bin. Therapy’s expensive. Journaling’s exhausting. And opening up to people? Risky. So instead, we wear it—loudly, ironically, and on pre-shrunk cotton. Welcome to the only style guide you’ll ever
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who talk about their feelings, and those who wear them — loudly, ironically, and preferably in black ink on pre-shrunk cotton. If you’re reading this, you’re probably the second kind. Welcome. You’re among the emotionally unavailable, sarcasm-dependent, burnout-ridden elite. At DarkTacos, we don’t just make
There comes a time in every person’s life when they look at their wardrobe and think, “Is this really me, or just a collection of fabric decisions made under social pressure?” If you’ve reached that point — first of all, congrats. You’re free now. Second, welcome to the world of dark humor t-shirts, sarcastic apparel,
Let’s be honest — we’re all way too emotionally damaged for therapy to work fast enough, and journaling feels like homework. So instead, we scream silently through our clothing. And nothing screams louder (or sadder) than a weird T-shirt. This isn’t about fashion. This is about self-expression through fashion — with an asterisk. Because we
Somewhere between your 9th doom-scroll of the day and an ironic meme about a depressed sloth, you realize: the internet has everything… except the right shirt to wear while staring into the void. That’s where we come in. At DarkTacos, we’re filling the digital wardrobe gap with weird T-shirt designs for people who don’t want
We weren’t trying to start a brand. We just wanted to make a T-shirt that said what we were thinking. Something that hit like a meme but stayed on your chest. Something sarcastic, weird, maybe a little offensive, definitely not HR-approved. Fast forward a few chaotic months, and somehow we’re running what some people are