So what if your wallet’s emptier than your Ledger? That doesn’t mean your sense of humor (or style) needs to suffer. Enter the crypto shirt: the only asset in your portfolio that hasn’t rugged you… yet.
These aren’t just clothes. They’re wearable coping mechanisms for:
- Watching your NFT project turn into a Discord ghost town
- Rechecking CoinGecko every 6 minutes
- Explaining to your mom what a DAO is while she asks why you’re living in her attic
This collection is for people who might not believe in the market anymore, but still believe in drip.
Rugged But Styled: Shirts for the Spiritually Rugged
You’re not just broke. You’re blockchain broke. That’s different. That’s worse. And it deserves clothing that reflects your inner volatility.
Smug. Pink. Guacamole-loving. A design that says: “This investment makes sense in my head.”
Loud, proud, and powered by poor decision-making. Wears shades. Wears regret.
You didn’t lose your money. You sacrificed it. This cult-vibe design will make sure you feel seen (by fellow unbanked believers).
For the ones who peaked in 2021 and still bring it up. Daily.
Because nothing says emotional support like a territorial rodent guarding imaginary wealth.
Blockchain Burnout Fashion Hits Different
You’ve tried everything: staking, flipping JPEGs, pretending to understand DeFi protocols. Nothing worked. Except maybe sarcasm.
That’s why funny crypto shirts are your last (and best) hedge. Whether you’re dressing for a day of staring at charts or explaining to your date why your savings are in Dogecoin, you deserve comfort. And breathable fabric.
Altcoin apparel isn’t just ironic. It’s iconic.
In Case You Need More Coping Outfits:
- Crypto Bros, But Make It Fashion — For every dip, pump & panic
- Buy the Dip, Lose the Will to Live — For emotionally unstable dreamers