Blockchain: It’s Not Just a Bad Investment—It’s a Lifestyle Disorder
Maybe you don’t just HODL Bitcoin. Maybe you HODL tears, therapy appointments, and that one memory from the 2021 bull run.
You’re not alone. You’re just psychologically compromised. But hey, at least you look good in cotton.
This is blockchain fashion for those who’ve experienced:
- 3 AM chart-checking-induced dissociation
- Wallets full of regret and JPEGs
- The emotional crash after selling low and buying even lower
Top Crypto Shirts, But Make It Sarcastic
Louder than your trading losses. Wears a cape of denial and feathers of delusion.
Your therapist called. She wants to talk about your reliance on this shirt.
A shrine to your unresolved crypto trauma. Also looks good with jeans.
Shifts with the market. Dresses like denial. Smokes red candles for breakfast.
Emotional Support Clothing You Can Write Off
Blockchain burnout fashion is your soft armor for explaining things like:
- Why you still believe in DeFi
- Why your crypto wallet is empty, but your T-shirt drawer is full
- Why you treat your altcoin losses like a personality trait
This is more than merch. It’s emotionally unavailable crypto shirts for those who’ve seen too much.
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