Some people wake up and choose joy. We wake up and choose dark humor shirts that reflect the screaming void inside. Especially when Karen from HR tries to lead a Monday meditation session with a smile that says, “I’m definitely not suppressing generational trauma.”
If you’ve ever been told to “look on the bright side” while internally screaming through your fifth Zoom of the day, congratulations: these shirts are for you.
Mood: Unmotivated but Still Dressed
Our sarcastic motivational shirts aren’t here to inspire. They’re here to warn. They’re the wearable equivalent of the eye twitch you get during performance reviews.
- Dead Inside, Still Swimming (Yes, at least I showed up)
- Nun of Your Business (Leave me alone, Susie)
- Now What? (Can I finish my first coffee before you start with the questions?)
These are emotional support statements for people who use sarcasm as a defense mechanism and haven’t seen sunlight since Q1.
Emotional Support Clothing, But Make It Ironic
Therapists are expensive. Coworkers are exhausting. Enter emotional support clothing that lets you disassociate in style.
You don’t need an affirmation — you need breathable fabric that validates your decline. From burnout pandas to crying dolphins, your emotional baggage is now screen-printed.
Workplace Meltdown Shirts: Dress Code Optional
If you’ve ever muted a Teams call just to scream into your desk drawer, our workplace meltdown shirts have you covered (literally).
They say you should dress for the job you want. We say dress like you’re two meetings away from vanishing into the HVAC system.
When Positivity Feels Like a Threat
Dark humor shirts are for the people who flinch at the phrase “growth mindset.” Who see vision boards and think, “Ah, the delusion is strong with this one.”
Wearing one is the softest, most stylish way to say, “I’m not okay with this hustle cult, but thanks for the tote bag.”