There was a time when emotional support mascots were inspiring. Now they cry in the supply closet. Enter our emotionally unavailable T-shirts collection: designed for those who outgrew positivity and embraced the art of corporate detachment.
These aren’t just funny burnout shirts — they’re mascots for your inner unraveling.
Mascot Therapy (Gone Wrong)
Imagine your spirit animal stopped coping and started spiraling. That’s what our emotionally unavailable mascots are here for — to wear your existential crisis so you don’t have to say a word in the break room.
Mascot: Burnout Mascot (He is Not Fine)
The unofficial team lead of emotionally broken fashion. Stares into the void. Sometimes blinks.
Mascot: Energy-Saving Mascot (Even More Tired Than Before)
When no amount of rest is not just doing it anymore. Never wake him up. This is not tired. This is permanent.
Mascot: Dead Unicorn (At Least One of You is Still Dreaming)
Once a symbol of limitless potential and sparkle-filled ambition. Now? Just a glitter-covered shell running on broken dreams and reheated coffee.
This unicorn didn’t stop believing — it just hit a quarterly goal and never emotionally recovered.
These creatures are stitched into every piece of our emotionally unavailable T-shirts — which double as emotional support shirts for those who know resilience is a marketing word.
Why Anti-Motivation T-Shirts Matter
You’ve got motivation fatigue. We’ve got anti-motivation T-shirts that tell the world you’re done with performative positivity.
Minimal effort. Maximum disassociation.
Emotionally Broken Fashion Is the New Black
You’re not falling apart — you’re dressing like it on purpose. These aren’t quirky little shirts. These are funny burnout shirts built for emotional whiplash and ironic resilience.
Wear them like a hug from someone who won’t ask how you’re doing.
Our emotionally unavailable T-shirts aren’t just merch — they are therapy you don’t have to talk through.