You know the email. The one that shows up at 4:58 p.m. on a Friday titled “Quick Request”. The one where someone circles back to something they never circled in. The one that makes you consider quitting, faking your death, or both.
That’s why we made the emotionally unavailable shirt collection. Because traditional office dress codes weren’t designed for emotionally exhausted legends like you.
Fashion for the Fully Checked Out
Let’s stop pretending we’re emotionally available for deadlines, small talk, or collaboration. You’re showing up. You’re doing your job. But you’re not emotionally endorsing any of this.
Our burnout fashion is designed to say, “Yes, I’m here, but only physically.”
The Workwear of the Disillusioned
Our funny workplace shirts feature stitched sarcasm, anti-energy vibes, and just enough passive aggression to make HR hesitate before hitting “Reply All”.
These aren’t just T-shirts — they’re emotional armor for people who’ve mastered the art of staying disengaged with style.
Anti-Work Clothing for Peak Professional Apathy
Look, not everyone dreams of climbing the ladder. Some of us dream of burning it for warmth. Our anti-work clothing celebrates quiet quitting, loud boundaries, and medium-level effort.
It’s not about rebellion. It’s about survival. And dry comfort.
Final Thoughts Before We Snap
If you’re one passive-aggressive Slack message away from an identity crisis, you need an emotionally unavailable shirt.
You deserve dark humor shirts that understand your suffering. You deserve burnout fashion that doesn’t ask for your availability.
And you definitely deserve to wear something better than a branded fleece vest from 2014.