If you’ve ever politely nodded through a PowerPoint on “Employee Engagement Strategies” while mentally planning your escape, this one’s for you.
Anti-corporate shirts aren’t just fashion—they’re damage control.
They’re what you wear when HR emails you about “showing more team spirit” and you respond by ordering a T-shirt that says, “Still here. Unfortunately.”
Why Team Spirit Is Overrated
At some point, you stopped clapping during all-hands meetings.
You started using the phrase “per my last email” as a threat.
You realized the real dress code is about boundaries—and anti-corporate shirts say “I don’t dream of labor” louder than any lanyard ever could.
There’s nothing like being handed a motivational mug during your burnout spiral. Or getting a team-building invite while mentally drafting your resignation letter. For those moments—and all the ones in between—we present our burnout humor shirts.
Sarcastic Work T-Shirts: Because Talking Is Effort
Let’s be real: Some days you don’t want to explain your mood.
Our sarcastic work T-shirts are made for the real workplace rebels. The ones who keep a resignation draft saved as “final_v8.docx”, who understand that “alignment” is code for “prepare to suffer,” and who’ve never once believed that “we’re all in this together.”
If your work ethic is more “don’t get fired” than “rise and grind,” you belong in one of our anti-corporate shirts.
They’re comfy. They’re snarky. They’re the only acceptable response to “Let’s circle back.”