If you’ve ever found yourself running in place—literally or metaphorically—congratulations, you might already be on the same training program as our burnout skeleton. This bony overachiever, dressed in sweatbands and regret, has a message for your Monday motivation Slack channel: no, we’re not “crushing it,” Karen.
Why This Skeleton Outranks Your Hustle Guru
Let’s break it down. Our undead fitness model may not have flesh, but he’s dripping in dark humor T-shirt wisdom. He doesn’t journal. He doesn’t meditate. He just jogs and contemplates the futility of deliverables.
Here are his top productivity tips:
1. Don’t chase success—jog beside it awkwardly.
Progress is overrated. So is that morning stand-up meeting where Jeff talks for 18 minutes straight. Instead, pace yourself like a skeleton on a treadmill: aimless, steady, hauntingly stylish.
2. Outfit > Outcome
Wearing a funny work shirt that screams “Help, but make it ironic” is more powerful than any project management software. Who needs Asana when you’ve got sarcastic fitness merch that says “cardio is a cry for help”?
3. No bones about burnout
Workplace burnout isn’t a glitch. It’s the operating system. But at least you can dress for it. Our collection of workplace humor shirts is built for those who daydream about sleep mid-Zoom call and wear their exhaustion with pride.
March Toward the Grave—But Make It Fashion
Sure, this skeleton hasn’t eaten in 300 years, but his fashion choices are peak. Dark humor T-shirts don’t just make a statement. They scream softly into the corporate void while maintaining full eye contact with the HR poster about “mental wellness”.
So if your body’s at your desk but your soul left three departments ago, join the resistance. Ditch the “rise and grind” drip for funny burnout shirts that say exactly what you’re thinking: “I tried. Barely.”
DarkTacos — For the Emotionally Checked-Out, Fashionably Burned-Out, and Still Jogging Toward the Existential Abyss.