In a world held together by caffeine, unresolved trauma, and sarcastic T-shirts, we’d like to formally introduce the true icons of dysfunction. These aren’t your typical mascots — they’re emotionally unavailable, socially burnt out, and spiritually buffering. And yes, they come with their own wardrobe.
Stuffed with sarcasm and stitched with issues, this emotionally unavailable shirt mascot isn’t here for growth. It’s here to stare blankly into the void while wearing your pain like it’s part of the dress code.
Ever feel like a hollow version of your former self just swimming in circles? This stitched-up skeleton fish has officially gone off-scale. Empty eyes, zero energy, and not a single dam left in the tank.
Half-awake, fully done. This exhausted plush mascot in pajamas and a suit jacket has clearly given up — but professionally. Rocking a sleep mask that says “Living the Dream,” he’s the face of productivity theater in decline.
An icon of emotional exhaustion and frostbite. For when you’ve given your last dam and your socks are wet. The only emotionally unavailable shirt with senior citizen energy.
In Conclusion
Our burnout wear collection isn’t just dark humor clothes — it’s a therapy session you can wear. Whether you’re a crying dolphin or a stitched panda, we’ve got the funny burnout shirt that gets you.