Some people scream into the void. Others wear it on their chest. At DarkTacos, we specialize in dark humor T-shirts that let the world know your coping mechanism is sarcasm, and your therapist is booked until 2026.
Because nothing says “I’m functioning” like emotionally unavailable clothing stitched with irony and passive rage.
Dark Humor Tees for Emotionally Unavailable Icons
If your default emotional response is “lol” and disappearing, welcome home. These designs are part fashion, part red flag:
- Sad Panda Glow Shirt — Glows like your unresolved issues. Cute. Cursed. Glorious.
- Grumpy Grandpa Shirt — Emotionally 97 years old, spiritually unavailable, and over it.
- We Tried It Your Way Bear Tee — For when you’re done being polite and the office bat is coming out.
Burnout Fashion You Can Cry Into
Our collection isn’t about getting better. It’s about getting dressed. This is burnout fashion for the mentally toast and socially unplugged.
Pair with:
- Oversized hoodies
- Passive-aggressive eye contact
- A coffee addiction you call “a personality”
Sarcastic Mental Health Merch (That’s Kinda Therapeutic)
We’re not doctors, but we prescribe sarcastic mental health merch in unisex sizing. If you’ve ever worn a shirt to avoid having a conversation, this one’s for you.
- Makes people laugh.
- Makes you feel seen (but not, like, too seen).
- Makes HR mildly uncomfortable.
Funny Trauma Shirts You Actually Want to Wear
Not all wounds are visible, but some can be screen printed. Our funny trauma shirts turn discomfort into wearable catharsis. Let your tee do the emotional labor.