Going to the gym used to be about getting stronger. Now it’s about surviving capitalism with your joints intact. Welcome to the world of skeleton fitness shirts — perfect for when your motivation is dead, but your hoodie still smells like pre-workout.
At DarkTacos, we don’t believe in “No Pain, No Gain.” We believe in “Already in Pain, Please Go Away.”
Funny Gym Shirts for the Workout-Averse
Let’s face it. Some of us go to the gym for the vending machine and the air conditioning. That’s why our funny gym shirts exist. They’re made for anyone who’s ever rage-quit a spin class or used their gym membership exactly once (to cancel it).
No Gain, Just Pain Tee
Stretching never felt so emotionally raw. This burnout fitness tee is perfect for anyone who tried yoga once and still hasn’t recovered — physically or spiritually.
Yoga Ruined My Spine Tee
Because peace and flexibility came at the cost of your lumbar dignity. A sarcastic gym shirt for people who regret everything — especially the trial class.
Fitness Is a Lie Tee
Look deep into the eye sockets of truth: working out was a trap. Wear this burnout apparel to your next spin class… or therapy session.
Sarcastic Workout Apparel with Zero Reps Given
Our sarcastic workout apparel line is designed for those who treat gym mirrors as emotional support windows. These shirts scream, “I’m working on myself, emotionally, while watching you squat.”
Pair one with burnout eyes and a water bottle you never refill.
Anti-Fitness Clothing for Spiritually Unwell Lifters
- Bones over biceps.
- Protein shake, but make it emotional damage.
- One hoodie away from ghosting your gym forever.
Burnout Gym Wear: Existential Gains Only
We’re not chasing six packs. We’re chasing emotional detachment in a breathable cotton blend. Our burnout gym wear is ideal for rest days that last all year and lifting only your emotional baggage.
Because working out shouldn’t require hope.
DarkTacos.com — where fitness meets futility. Shop now. Or don’t. That counts as rest, too.