Quarterly reviews are like horoscopes written by your manager: vague, condescending, and guaranteed to make you question your will to live. But don’t worry—we’ve got the perfect anti-corporate clothing to reflect your complete emotional detachment.
Welcome to your professional defense mechanism in fabric form: burnout T-shirts that say, “I heard your feedback and filed it directly into the abyss.”
The Corporate Feedback Collection
Because nothing pairs with constructive criticism like emotionally unavailable fashion:
“ZeroDucks Consulting” Tee For when you’re solving problems with absolutely zero ducks given. This funny HR shirt lets them know your performance is fueled by spite and black coffee.
“Create Value Not Happiness” Shirt
Dark office humor at its peak. Because apparently, joy isn’t part of the KPIs anymore.
“Let Me Escalate That” Superhero Shirt
You may be dead inside, but you still have the superpower of forwarding emails.
“Captain Cache” IT Shirt
For those who fix problems by turning it off and walking away. A true anti-corporate hero.
Why Dress Like You’re Thriving?
Every wrinkle in these burnout T-shirts carries the emotional weight of a thousand missed deadlines and one-too-many passive-aggressive Teams messages. They’re made for the modern office gladiator who shows up, shuts down emotionally, and still logs 8 hours in hell.
Approved by HR (to hate)
These funny HR shirts aren’t just jokes—they’re battle cries. Wear them to your next quarterly review and watch your manager wonder whether they should call IT, HR, or a therapist.
So go ahead. Embrace the emptiness. Wrap yourself in anti-corporate clothing that understands your soul has left the building.
Explore the collection now – because feedback is temporary, but sarcasm is forever.