Let’s just say it: productivity is a pyramid scheme for people who never learned to nap. Somewhere along the way, getting things done became a competitive sport, and burnout turned into a badge of honor. But here at DarkTacos, we’re not interested in chasing trophies for Most Efficient Corpse. We’d rather be mildly functional in aggressively sarcastic productivity merch.
This isn’t a guide to hacking your time. This is a wardrobe for people who hit snooze on ambition and still show up looking iconic. Welcome to the anti-hustle era.
Funny Workwear for People Who’ve Logged Off Emotionally
We know your calendar is booked, but your soul is on Do Not Disturb. That’s why we make shirts like these:
Let Me Escalate That Shirt
The battle cry of the burnt-out. It pairs perfectly with eye bags and silent rage.
Captain Cache Anti-Tech Hero Shirt
For IT managers and digital ghosts alike. He’s clearing problems one browser tab at a time.
Micro Manager Rage Shirt
Because nothing says “empowered leadership” like screaming into a Bluetooth headset while holding a triple-shot espresso and an employee’s last shred of hope.
These aren’t clothes. They’re red flags stitched into cotton.
Burnout Apparel for the Overachievers Who Overheated
Somewhere between the fourth coffee and the fifth pointless meeting, your sense of purpose fell down a Slack thread. You need burnout apparel that speaks fluent sarcasm:
- Anti-hustle shirts that whisper, “I’m here, but only physically.”
- Sarcastic productivity merch for when your brain has 404’d.
- Burnout fashion that pairs with pajama pants and passive-aggressive email drafts.
We believe in looking great while caring less.
Dress Code for the Emotionally Unavailable
Productivity might be a scam, but your drip doesn’t have to be. Whether you’re working from bed, crying in spreadsheets, or ghosting your 5-year plan, we have something that matches your vibe.
So skip the self-help podcast and grab a shirt that screams, “I survived another Zoom call.”
This is your style era of silent resistance. Shop the sarcasm. Wear the burnout. Reclaim your calendar one ironic tee at a time.