You don’t check messages anymore. You don’t answer calls. You don’t even flinch when someone tags you in Slack. Welcome to the quiet void of the modern burnout sufferer — where the only thing louder than your silence is your ironic graphic tee.
At DarkTacos, we design clothing for those who left the group chat mentally and spiritually. Our collection of emotionally unavailable merch is tailor-made for the type of person who stares at unread emails like they owe you rent.
Do Not Disturb? Say Less.
You don’t need to turn off notifications when your vibe already screams “do not disturb fashion”. Our shirts are the digital equivalent of throwing your phone into the ocean but softer and more legal.
You’re not antisocial. You’re selectively interactive. And our antisocial T-shirts communicate that better than any away message ever could.
Highlights from the Spiritually Muted Collection
Don’t Hug Me, I’m Healing
For when human contact is an emotional risk. Soft, stitched, and broken inside.
Create Value Not Happiness
A corporate mantra printed on burnout. Perfect for performance reviews and internalized dread.
Burnout Plush Mascot: Living the Dream
Sleep mask? Check. Dead eyes? Check. Peak burnout lifestyle clothing.
ZeroDucks Consulting
Because you gave zero ducks long before it was printed on a shirt.
The Lost Birds (Anxious Ghosts)
You didn’t ghost. You became ghost.
Who Needs Notifications When You’re the Warning?
This isn’t fashion for attention-seekers. It’s for the emotionally fried, spiritually buffered, and those who’ve turned off every badge, ping, and alert in existence. Our passive-aggressive T-shirts speak so you don’t have to.
So go ahead, mute the world. Let your shirt handle the emotional labor.
DarkTacos: Dressing the chronically online and permanently offline.