Let’s face it. Some of us show up to the office with spreadsheets and a soul that left the chat weeks ago. If your idea of business casual is a clean hoodie and the bare minimum of emotional stability, this one’s for you.
Welcome to the fashion line for the professionally exhausted and emotionally bankrupt: where khakis meet crisis and neckties wrap gently around your will to live.
Business Casual Burnout Is the New Dress Code
Gone are the days when showing up was half the battle. These days, showing up is the whole war. You can’t Zoom out of capitalism, but you can wear funny workplace clothing that lets everyone know you’re barely here and definitely not trying to climb any ladders. Unless that ladder leads straight to the exit.
Try our Captain Cache shirt: perfect for the IT guy who clears problems one browser history wipe at a time. Or the ZeroDucks Consulting Co. tee, ideal for your next client call where you pretend to care with a blazer on top and burnout underneath.
Anti-Work T-Shirts That Speak Louder Than Your Status Updates
Tired of productivity propaganda? Us too. Our anti-work T-shirts are for those who manage to keep their job by being just coherent enough in Slack messages but dead behind the eyes in real life. These shirts don’t say “team player” — they say “emotionally checked-out outfits now available in medium, large, and spiritually vacant.”
The HR Hero design is a fan favorite: because sometimes the only thing more dangerous than your workload is Brenda from HR trying to schedule a “quick sync.”
Sarcastic Office Fashion for the Functionally Numb
You don’t need a full-on meltdown to say “I’m done.” Sometimes all it takes is one sarcastic office fashion piece and a thousand-yard stare. Our designs are made for late-stage capitalism—ideal for meetings that should’ve been emails, and dress codes that can’t see through sarcasm.
From our “Let Me Escalate That” shirt (perfect for passive-aggressive project managers) to the “Micro Manager” design (cape not included), we dress your corporate despair in the finest cotton blend.
Funny Workplace Clothing That Gets You (but Doesn’t Judge You)
Every closet needs at least one shirt that says “I’m barely functioning” without having to fill out an HR form. Our funny workplace clothing line is here to support your emotional collapse in style.
Because when the coffee stops working and you’re googling “how to fake enthusiasm professionally”, we’ve got a shirt for that soon.
Emotionally Checked-Out Outfits: Wear Your Mood
You might not be mentally present, but your fashion can still make a statement. Our emotionally checked-out outfits let coworkers know: this is as much engagement as they’re getting. And frankly, that’s generous.
Shop the Anti-Corporate Collection and let your wardrobe reflect the beautiful burnout you’ve become. Because nothing says “corporate synergy” like giving up — stylishly.
DarkTacos.com — because sometimes, the only thing getting promoted is your emotional detachment.