There comes a point in every job where you stop updating your resume and start expressing your emotional detachment through wardrobe choices. Enter quiet quitting fashion: the not-so-subtle art of looking like you’ve clocked out mentally but haven’t told HR yet.
At DarkTacos, we understand that some of our most loyal customers are professional ghost employees. They’re the folks who mastered the art of replying “Looks great!” without opening the document. The ones who don’t log off — they just fade out. Quiet quitting isn’t just a trend — it’s a lifestyle. And it deserves a dress code.
Burnout Fashion That Speaks Volumes (So You Don’t Have To)
If your emotional availability has been outsourced to AI and you communicate exclusively through sighs and T-shirts, welcome home. Our burnout style collections are full of passive-aggressive workwear that says:
- “I’m not doing that.”
- “Ask someone else.”
- “My deliverables are inner peace.”
Funny resignation shirts don’t need to be loud — they just need to exist. Every piece of funny work apparel in our lineup is a wearable boundary between you and HR’s expectations. Because if you’re going to be emotionally unavailable, you might as well be comfortable.
Signature Pieces for the Checked-Out Professional
Love Me to Pieces – Teddy Bear Shirt
Perfect for pretending you’re still emotionally intact while slowly unraveling on Zoom.
Burnout Mascot in a Top Hat
Because nothing says “I’m here physically, but spiritually I’ve evaporated” like a stitched-up stuffed animal in formalwear.
Energy-Saving Mode Mascot Tee
You’re not lazy. You’re just optimized for self-preservation.
Dark Tacos Bike Club Skeleton
Emotionally distant. Mildly threatening. Fully relatable.
Zerofish Company Logo Shirt
Your loyalty to the company is as dead-eyed as this fictional fishing brand’s mascot. HR safe, soul shattered.
Burnout Style: Because Corporate’s Not Getting Better
Quiet quitting isn’t about being unprofessional — it’s about survival. When you’ve already mentally handed in your resignation letter, the only thing left is to wear your feelings on your chest.
So go ahead, embrace your anti-work clothing era. Because nothing says “I’m done here” like showing up in a dark humor shirt that screams, “Please replace me.”
And remember: if you don’t quit, your wardrobe can do it for you.