Welcome to Burnout Wear™, the unofficial uniform of the emotionally fried, the mentally charred, and the spiritually microwaved. You know — the ones who show up to work on autopilot, speak fluent passive-aggression, and consider crying during lunch an act of emotional multitasking.
If you’ve ever screamed internally while smiling externally, congratulations. You qualify for our loyalty program.
Burnout Is the New Black
Let’s face it: corporate life has become a Hunger Games cosplay where everyone’s armed with buzzwords, fake smiles, and caffeine. And somewhere between “Just checking in on this!” and “per my last email,” your soul quietly left the building.
That’s why we created Burnout Wear — a collection of sarcastic work shirts and funny burnout merch that says, “Yes, I’m dying inside. Thanks for noticing.”
Gone are the days of dress codes that scream “I’m fine.” Enter:
- Skeletons in yoga poses who absolutely did not stretch that day
- Mascots in “Energy-Saving Mode” because burnout has a sleep setting now
- And pandas stitched together with regret, because why not?
Fashion should reflect the chaos within. We’re just helping you make it wearable.
From Casual Fridays to Crying Wednesdays
You ever wear something that just gets you? Like, the shirt’s not just cotton — it’s a witness to your internal collapse. That’s what Burnout Wear is. It’s not fashion. It’s survival branding.
Here’s what our emotionally exhausted fashion line includes:
Because hugs are nice in theory, but this stitched-up teddy bear shirt knows therapy is booked for three months.
Perfect for the days when turning on your camera feels like a violation of your rights.
Because nothing says “I’m barely functioning” like a deranged stuffed animal dressed for a funeral/meeting combo.
Weirdly specific. Mildly threatening. Fully relatable.
It’s the dead-eyed corporate logo of a fictional company that doesn’t care about your mental health. Just like your real one.
Why This Isn’t Just a Gimmick (But Also Totally Is)
You may be thinking, “Isn’t this just dark humor t-shirts pretending to be deep?”
Yes. But also no.
Humor is a coping mechanism. Sarcasm is armor.
And your clothing? That’s the flag you raise to signal the other burnt-out souls in the trenches. It says:
- “I see you hiding in the bathroom.”
- “I, too, have 74 unread Slack messages and no will to respond.”
- “We suffer in style.”
Who’s Wearing Burnout Wear?
- Remote workers whose only motivation is guilt and cold brew
- Middle managers who gave up but still have to attend meetings about synergy
- Creative freelancers one invoice away from snapping
- Customer service reps whose souls are now outsourced to AI
- You, probably
And If Anyone Asks, Tell Them:
- “It’s just a joke.”
- “It’s ironic.”
- “It’s part of my healing.”
- “HR hasn’t caught on yet.”
Because let’s be honest, the only thing holding most of us together is humor and $3.99 tacos.
Why Burnout Wear Matters
In a world where mental health is still whispered about, and corporate culture rewards burnout like it’s an Olympic sport, wearing your exhaustion is an act of rebellion. These shirts aren’t just funny burnout merch — they’re resistance in cotton form.
They don’t fix the system. They just make surviving it slightly more stylish.
Where to Get Yours (Because Obviously You Need One)
Ready to wear your collapse on your chest like a badge of “honor”?
Head to the Burnout Wear section on DarkTacos and join the unofficial union of the emotionally unavailable.
Remember:
You don’t have to suffer silently.
You can suffer sarcastically.